Fowl

In my years of working, I've been late getting to work once or twice....
Lethargy or a general disconnect from the entire notion of a working world have be brought up as reasons why - however I beg differ. A variety of absurd incidents have prevented my prompt arrival at whatever office I was attending. I've had SWAT teams raiding a neighbors home, gang-fighting in the intersection, a hype of some sort threatening the world in front of my gate, a landlord removing the stairs from both sides of my apartment, a large '77 Cutlass on fire outside behind my garage and so on and on do the stories of Humbolt Park go....

So, this is the 1st time I've been delayed by something as stupid as Fowl Play.

here is a 3 second video of a pack of turkeys blocking the road out of my house, it would be longer, but the batteries in my camera died





I quickly changed batteries, and started to take my offensive against the vile turkeys who were slowing our procession down the mountain of power therefore delaying my daily corporate Value-Add. So, I set the dogs a barking, and began to drive thru the gaggle of ferocious Stasi fowl blocking our passage!

They dispersed up the hill once they realized our vehicular superiority.